Six more months of being underage.

What happens if you see your shadow in the morning?

Boom!

Ladies and gentlemen.

You've got Puxatani filled.

That's right, folks.

You just got Bill Murray. Welcome to The Crunch, Episode 56.

It is your boy Ethan, aka.

And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat.

Patrick just tried to take his shirt off to record this episode,

and I had to watch him struggle to even get the neck hole over his head.

These are the kinds of things you have to deal with here on the crunch.

Patrick, how are you doing other than the whole shirt fiasco that I just witnessed?

You know, it put a real big damper on my weekend, but so far I'm doing pretty good. It was homecoming weekend this weekend. Oh, nice. Currently homecoming weekend here at Francisco University of Steubenville. Yeah. And Luke and Gomer are hashtag not here. Does it make you sad that your parents didn't come to see you at homecoming. You know what?

It doesn't.

And here's why.

Because I'm from Florida. I get it. They're so far away. And mom's calling me right now, but she's not. She's not mom. In the future, this is why I didn't pick up yesterday. Because I was on the crunch. I'm not going to tell. All right. Yeah, so it's homecoming weekend.

And homecoming is a lot different than it was in high school.

Yeah. Yeah, so it's homecoming weekend. And homecoming is a lot different than it was in high school. Yeah? Yeah. Why is that? Yeah, there's no, it's a lot less comfortable, it's a lot less uncomfortable than homecoming was in high school. Less, less ties, less dances, and more people actually coming home.

Like more actual homecoming.

It's almost as if homecoming has a purpose in college.

And in high school, it's just kind of there.

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