Hello podcast audience.

I love my mom and also Jesus and the church.

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick. I'm sorry, I was taking a swig from my gallon jug of water because I'm an athlete now.

Are you a jug boy now?

It's the most efficient way to get water from the water fountain and bring it down to my room.

Do you also wear like sleeveless shirts and you always have beats headphones on as you

walk around campus? Wireless beats headphones and you've got your your jug with you at all times.

You're always juging. I'm always juggling. That's what I look like. Look, look, look, when you, when you

dress the part, you don't dress for the job you have you dress for the job you want and

right now i want to be a big jug boy that's who i want to be attention world i'm i'm shooting a

text to my friend got elizabeth nash she just texted me right as we began the episode she said do a

crunch episode about shriek shrek not, not Shriek. Shrek.

Shrek. So, uh, let's throw out everything we were going to do and talk about Shrek.

Okay, so what I found out yesterday was that Shrek is actually a quixotic epic. Do you know what that means?

Yeah, it's based on Don Quik, quick quick quicksote quicksote i always

pronounce it in my head as quixote which is just like coyote but spelled with a cue and an x apparently

in in in the original spanish it's supposed to evoke the sound of cheese, like queso.

It's supposed to sound like queso a little bit.

Or like the thing that you wear around your thigh, the knights would wear on their thighs,

so underpants.

So it's supposed to sound like cheesy underpants in Spanish.

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