Isn't that what every meme is?

No, some of them are just genuinely funny memes that, like, come from politics.

I can't think of a single meme that's funny.

You laugh, but I'm being serious. Welcome to The Crunch episode 71. It is your boy, Ethan, aka Bro, Possel.

And I'm Patrick at Catholic Pat, and I hate when you do that.

Why? That rhymed.

What do you mean?

You get me going. You get me going before the episode, and I'm like, I'm like doing a bit, right? It's like, it's like perfect, it's perfect, and it's wacky, and it's all spur of the moment. It's got every little bit of the thing that makes the crunch valuable. Uh-huh. And then you're like, can we start the episode, please? And I just get so unbelievably mad at you.

I just, I can't. every little bit of the thing that makes the crunch valuable. And then you're like, can we start the episode, please?

And I just get so unbelievably mad at you. I just, I can't handle it. I'm so upset. It's so funny because it's, I mean, it's kind of like leading you on a little bit, which I think is good. It's like, I'm so tired of being let on. Yeah. You should listen to our episode, God's Not Your Wingman for tips on.

How to Not Get Let On. Otherwise known as Wing Tips. All right. Whoa. That was pretty good. Thank you. Yeah. I consider myself a master of wit. A student of comedy. Okay. Okay. Good. Good for you. How are you doing? How are you doing,

Ethan? How's your first week of school been going? It's, it's when, it is Wednesday, my dudes.

It is Wednesday. I love, I love recording in the middle of the week because it means that.

So my week's been pretty good. i haven't done much really yeah i mean i had class yesterday

i don't have class today today was really good though i met with um well i didn't meet with me

and a couple of other students met with some architects that are going to redesign our student center. And so we literally sat and talked for two hours about everything, every aspect of the church that we liked, everything that we didn't like, everything that we wanted to change, everything that we thought could change, but might not be able to change. But you weren't there?

Did you get kicked out? No, I was there. Why wouldn't I be there? Oh, you were there? Yeah, I was there for two hours. I just, I just, I just picture you like, maybe this is because of your Twitter. I just picture you being in there for like the first 20 minutes and then they kick you out because you said jello hot tub too many times.

Is that really how you think I interact with the people at my student centers?

I just run around and scream at them, and then they kick me out of various rooms and chambers.

This is how you present chambers.

This is how you present yourself online.

So yes, that is how I envision you in real life.

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