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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Monster Ash Remix

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2017

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

0:04.8

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

0:09.7

I hate stairs.

0:10.9

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

0:14.6

in car insurance with GEICO.

0:16.2

It's easy and they could save even more.

0:18.3

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

0:22.2

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about? Oh, uh nothing. Bundling without compromise at Geico.com

0:30.1

Tim Kavanaugh has a famous song about Ash Wednesday based on one of my favorite songs of all time, the Monster Mash.

0:37.0

It's a parody of the Monster Mash called The Monster Ash, but you'll recall there's a line in there about Dracula and it involves how

0:46.0

Dracula is famous for sucking blood and there's a Chicago Cubs reference I

0:50.1

think this is it right here.

0:51.2

Dracula cave up sucking for lend.

0:54.8

If the Chicago Cubs did it,

0:56.9

that would be an event.

0:58.8

We've got the monster, Ash.

1:01.8

So obviously that line had to be switched, had to be switched, had to be fixed.

1:05.0

Oh. Let's give this a listen. I want you to pay close attention. We'll leave the microphones on. I want you to see if you notice the new line. Okay. This is a nice short song

1:16.6

it's called the monster Ash and this is a here here it is oh god

1:26.0

but it's

1:28.0

Frankenstein Dracula and their friend ledge

1:31.5

decided one day to go to church.

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