Monster Ash Remix
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🗓️ 1 March 2017
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator. |
| 0:04.8 | Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs. |
| 0:09.7 | I hate stairs. |
| 0:10.9 | Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters |
| 0:14.6 | in car insurance with GEICO. |
| 0:16.2 | It's easy and they could save even more. |
| 0:18.3 | In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup. |
| 0:22.2 | And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about? Oh, uh nothing. Bundling without compromise at Geico.com |
| 0:30.1 | Tim Kavanaugh has a famous song about Ash Wednesday based on one of my favorite songs of all time, the Monster Mash. |
| 0:37.0 | It's a parody of the Monster Mash called The Monster Ash, but you'll recall there's a line in there about Dracula and it involves how |
| 0:46.0 | Dracula is famous for sucking blood and there's a Chicago Cubs reference I |
| 0:50.1 | think this is it right here. |
| 0:51.2 | Dracula cave up sucking for lend. |
| 0:54.8 | If the Chicago Cubs did it, |
| 0:56.9 | that would be an event. |
| 0:58.8 | We've got the monster, Ash. |
| 1:01.8 | So obviously that line had to be switched, had to be switched, had to be fixed. |
| 1:05.0 | Oh. Let's give this a listen. I want you to pay close attention. We'll leave the microphones on. I want you to see if you notice the new line. Okay. This is a nice short song |
| 1:16.6 | it's called the monster Ash and this is a here here it is oh god |
| 1:26.0 | but it's |
| 1:28.0 | Frankenstein Dracula and their friend ledge |
| 1:31.5 | decided one day to go to church. |
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