Monopoly Cousins

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jay's childhood friend Glen calls in to corroborate his telling of a fantastic tale. Jay was performing in Denver and gave Glen's girlfriend's cousin tickets to the show. Her name was Breezy and she not only overstayed her welcome, but was not who she claimed to be. Jay gives a full account of how the night went down and got a little scary. Mike Finoia calls in to give his impressions of Breezy and her date. Bobby wants to further investigate the life of Instagram Evelyn- a troubled old lady from Canada who will not stop complaining about her pain caused by the government. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.7	Jebitt just feels so overwhelmed.
0:10.6	Godfrey. Lewis. Yeah, Bartowski, Witt. God damn.
0:22.6	Lewis.
0:23.7	Yeah.
0:25.2	Bartofsky-Whitsky.
0:26.2	I'm my lord.
0:28.5	That's why you're the best in the biz, my man.
0:30.5	That's right.
0:32.9	She took a lot of my soul away, though.
0:33.5	Yeah.
0:34.7	Hey, fun's over, guys.
0:35.5	Girls here.
0:36.1	Oh, great.
0:37.6	Everyone put your dicks away. We'll measure them tomorrow, I guess. We were all just laughing like guys. Girls here. Oh, great. Everyone put your dicks away.
0:39.3	We'll measure them tomorrow, I guess.
0:41.1	We're all just laughing like guys.
0:42.8	Now we're going to watch what we say.
0:44.0	Because.
0:45.3	We were all saying, cunt.
0:46.3	We were talking about bitches.
0:48.5	Oh, man, it was fun for a minute.
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