Monologue: High Noon for CoreWeave & AI
Better Offline
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4.6 • 688 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
In this week's monologue, Ed Zitron walks you through the wretched vibes surrounding CoreWeave's IPO and OpenAI's new funding, and the brittle state of the finances holding everything together.
Semafor: Microsoft chose not to exercise $12 billion Coreweave option
The Information: CoreWeave Faces Reality Check on Bullish Growth Forecasts https://www.theinformation.com/articles/coreweave-faces-reality-check-bullish-growth-forecasts?rc=kz8jh3
The Financial Times: CoreWeave tests investor risk appetite with $7.5bn in looming debt repayments
https://www.ft.com/content/163c6927-2032-4346-857e-8e3787e4babc
Bloomberg: OpenAI Close to Finalizing Its $40 Billion SoftBank-Led Funding https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-26/openai-close-to-finalizing-its-40-billion-softbank-led-funding
My Newsletter: CoreWeave Is A Time Bomb
https://www.wheresyoured.at/core-incompetency/
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| 0:44.0 | We're approaching high noon for regenerative AI, |
| 0:49.8 | and it's the true test of whether this industry has that dog in it. |
| 0:53.1 | And I believe it does, but the |
| 0:54.5 | dog in question is sick, covered in fleas and the swallowed a live grenade. Let me set the scene. |
| 1:00.1 | A few weeks ago, I reported that Microsoft had pulled at least a gigawatt of planned compute |
| 1:04.1 | capacity, according to a report, by analyst T.D. Cohen, equivalent to the entire capacity of |
| 1:09.0 | London or Tokyo. To be clear, the actual figure |
| 1:12.0 | was much, much more than a gigawatt, but that figure was the only one we had solid confirmation |
| 1:16.5 | for, despite the press sitting on their hands not really covering this number. They should have. |
| 1:22.1 | A follow-up report published on March 26th shed more light on the situation and revealed |
| 1:26.8 | that Microsoft has actually pulled |
| 1:28.3 | over two gigawatts of capacity across the US and Europe. That's the equivalent capacity of London |
| 1:33.9 | and Tokyo combined. Worse still, T.D. Cohen-awson said, and I quote, the pullback on new capacity |
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