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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Monogamous Animals

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

"If anybody has seen hell, it would be me.” What starts as an immigrant success story ends up weaving through prostitution, revenge, tragedy, sexuality, morality and religion. Note that this episode contains difficult topics including sexual violence. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace (www.talkspace.com/beautiful), Brooklinen (www.brooklinen.com code: BEAUTIFUL), and HBO’s Crashing.

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0:00.0

You know the Make-A-Wish Foundation. They grant life-changing wishes for kids with critical illnesses.

0:06.0

Whether it's to be an airplane pilot, hang out with their idol, or become Batman for a day, Make-A-Wish makes it happen.

0:13.0

Now, we've got a really cool way for you to help. Make-A-Wish has a new podcast called The Power of a Wish.

0:20.0

And for every listen, they'll receive a $1 donation.

0:23.0

One listen equals $1 up to $50,000. The podcast is a two-part series. It's a behind-the-scenes look at Make-A-Wish telling you the story of some special kids and families.

0:34.0

It's an easy way to support an awesome organization to grant more amazing wishes for kids and families that really need a helping hand.

0:42.0

Go ahead, subscribe to The Power of a Wish in Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app, and you'll help raise money from Make-A-Wish.

0:54.0

Hello, all you monogamous animals. It's a beautiful anonymous one hour, one phone call. No names? No holds barred.

1:05.0

I'd rather no one on one. I think it'll be more fun than I'll get to know you, and you'll get to know me.

1:20.0

Hello, everybody. Welcome to Beautiful Anonymous. My name's Chris Gatherard. I'm very lucky to host this show. I get to talk to people all over the world. I get to talk to chaplains and people who can't picture images in their mind.

1:34.0

I get to picture. I get to talk to Bushmen and stalkers and all kinds of people. Nice few people suffering people, so it brings us the best job.

1:45.0

It's the best job a guy could have. Thank you all for supporting it, calling in a couple of things. A couple of things I want to address. One, keep mentioning we've got these shows coming up at the Bell House in February. Brooklyn, New York, the Bell House. One of the great comedy venues going right now.

1:57.0

Those shows are getting very close to selling out the first one. I think there's only a handful of tickets left, and second two, I think you're going to get there as well.

2:04.0

So if you're in New York or you're near New York, you want to come to New York, get your tickets. Don't wait on them. If you've got friends who aren't texting you back yet, you might just want to buy those tickets. Go ahead and get them.

2:15.0

And I'm not saying that just to show tickets because the sales are fine. I just want everybody who wants in to get in. And I know one of those weeks, all the mods from the Facebook group, a whole bunch of those mods are taking a trip to New York City. I finally get to meet these people face to face who have built this incredible community, this positive community that discusses our little shows.

2:33.0

Our little show here. It's a cool thing. Last week's show. I am thrilled with the reception to this one. I got to say this, of course, was our puppet master episode, the guy who worked doing some animation stuff.

2:48.0

He overcame some some child's had difficulty, but most importantly, had the most insane laugh. Any of us have ever heard, I'm going to go ahead and said based based on the reaction in the Facebook group. This is a classic. This is being regarded as one of the best episodes ever and the funniest. A lot of people are saying, funny is the episode of beautiful anonymous hands down.

3:07.0

I got to say being 94 episodes in getting our funniest one gives me a lot of a lot of joy, a lot of hope. Maria says hand in the Facebook group is all from the Facebook group hands down best episode ever.

3:20.0

I heard it in the car with the volume high the windows down. Let's just say lots of people heard that left today. Chrissy says I straight up missed my exit this morning on my drive to work. I had laughing tears Sally. I'm on the elliptical at the gym and burst out laughing when get the caller start laughing. I got a few awkward stairs and a few smiles and laughter from other that is not Sally. My mom to another Sally. I just realized this show all the Sally references anyone else name Sally. It must drive them nuts or that's a beautiful name or really says this almost got me fired.

3:50.0

I swear I left so hard I cried my boss was not impressed. Sarah says this is the best call of all time forever and ever. I'm over here dying of laughter. There's a lot of those makes me really happy to read that there's one comment in particular though I want to call out dawn.

4:06.0

I have to fascinate a comment that I love she said OMG just had this thought how to Jared react. I always see him as this wall of cut the shit grown up type of person.

4:19.5

Sure that's not the case but still that's the box I put in it I love knowing that that might be the perception amongst the family some Jared I want everybody in the Facebook group to let me know is that do you guys think Jared is like a stern task master who's creating a cut shit.

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