Monkey in the Library
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2021
⏱️ 108 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday. Let's have some fun. We have a revolution in Cuba. |
| 0:20.3 | Hopefully, maybe I guess we'll see. We'll talk about that here and probably just a little bit. |
| 0:28.4 | Believe it or not, Cuba is not top of my mind. We're going to talk about Trump winning another CPAC poll. |
| 0:38.8 | What it means, what I'm worried about. We're going to talk about that tonight. We're going to talk about Afghanistan. |
| 0:45.8 | It's time to talk accountability about Afghanistan. |
| 0:49.4 | Churches are burning. What I think should be done about it. And no, it's not what you think. No, it's not |
| 0:58.1 | something you heard on any other show. And at one hour from now, we have metal of honor Monday, |
| 1:06.0 | which I realize is fast becoming a favorite segment in the show, making me proud of you. |
| 1:11.2 | But let's begin with what I think is the top story of the day. Rainbow Dildo but monkeys. |
| 1:20.7 | I didn't make that up. Don't turn off your radio. Be prepared to get a little sick to your stomach. |
| 1:28.6 | This actually happened. Took place in London. |
| 1:34.4 | The headline is from the daily caller library apologizes for hosting rainbow Dildo but monkey |
| 1:45.5 | to entertain children. Now, even reading the name is probably more than I would normally do on this |
| 1:54.0 | show. Because as you know, family show is now always will be a family show. It's not one I ever want |
| 2:00.4 | you to turn off with your kids in the car. I'm not going to link for you the picture of this guy |
| 2:07.8 | and how he was dressed. Let's just say the name is pretty descriptive of how he's dressed. |
| 2:17.4 | He was brought in to entertain children. Yes, he was rainbow colored. Yes, every other part of that name |
| 2:27.2 | was hanging off of him so he could dance for children. Now, I know what you're thinking. Jesse, |
| 2:35.6 | this is kind of gross. It's very weird. It's also London. What do we care about this? It actually has |
| 2:45.3 | everything to do with everything. I mentioned the guy's name and that's legitimately his name. |
| 2:54.0 | And you were revolted as you should have been. |
| 2:58.8 | That Chris just looked him up and he just mouse some words. I'm not allowed to say on the radio. |
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