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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	This Winter, memberships will never be the same again.
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0:17.0	It's on prime.
0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and C's apply 18 plus.
0:20.0	You two are bad friends.
0:22.0	Who are these two idiots? Who are these two idiots?
0:23.0	A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:26.0	You two are disgusting.
0:28.0	Oh you two or something.
0:30.0	We're bad friends.
0:32.0	But, baa baa baa baa. We're bad friends. But-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da!
0:37.0	We're waiting coming.
0:38.0	Bap-a-bap!
0:40.0	Bap-pep!
0:41.0	Um, welcome, welcome, and listen, last night,
0:45.0	Andrew was on fire.
0:48.0	We did Adam Ray's show.
0:51.0	He was on, he was so quick. It was like oh I want to tell that but he was he beat me to it we had a couple of good jokes and you did Adam ready to it. was always quick Andrew
1:02.8	Dr. Phil, oh my god did he's already starting with you right now you know what dude he is he's
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