Monkey Business, Sex Pistols & Spiders, and... Furgeddaboutit!

Johnny Vaughan On Radio X Podcast

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week Johnny and the Thang Gang have not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 (FOUR) monkey stories - yes, one does involve finding love in a hopeless place - plus the Gang have nights out involving Sopranos & Sex Pistols, and The Auld House in Kinghorn sees some action.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on Global Player or via www.radiox.co.uk.

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0:00.0	The gazelle is downwind from the lion.
0:03.2	Suddenly the lion strikes and...
0:05.5	What?
0:06.3	Is that a shoe shop?
0:07.8	What are you doing in the savannah?
0:09.6	Avoiding cybercriminals, of course!
0:12.2	Must be an easier way.
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0:24.0	The lion has picked up the man's scent and he's going to need those trainers.
0:29.9	Do you dream of a drive where every traffic light is green?
0:33.5	Or perfectly parking into the last base at first attempt?
0:36.8	Well, here's to driving the dream.
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0:57.4	Visit honda.co.uk or your local Honda retailer.
1:02.1	This is a global player original podcast.
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