Money Shot: Cam Makes a Sex Tape with a Celery Stalk feat. Michael Longfellow – Ep 272

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Check out the full, hilarious episode here: 272 Cam Makes a Sex Tape with a Celery Stalk (feat. Michael Longfellow) Comic Mike Longfellow (@longfellow_michael) joins us for one of our most revealing episodes to-date! Things we discovered: We've all jerked off in public restrooms, Mike discovered porn from a friend in computer class, and I made a sex tape with a celery stalk. But honestly, who hasn't? If this magical romp is not enough Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! FLESHLIGHT – Our sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: SNEAKY10 at fleshlight.com. UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code SNEAKY at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. LOAD BOOST – Enhance your money shot! Try Load Boost supplements for increased semen volume, enhanced orgasm intensity, and yes, even better taste. Visit loadboost.com and use code MOM for 10% off SOAKING WET – Make every encounter slipperier, sexier, and downright sensational with Soaking Wet supplements. Visit soakingwet.com and use code MOM for 10% off. DRIVE BOOST – A libido supplement for all sexes, formulated by doctors and rigorously third-party tested! Visit vb.health and use code MOM for 10% off ❣️You can view many of our full episodes in video form by going to our YouTube channel. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us financially through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom! Grab some Sex Talk w/ My Mom swag at sextalkwithmymom.com. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom_Official Twitter - @SexTalkWMyMom Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Our podcast is a decade old now.
0:03.4	Ten years. Can you believe it, son?
0:05.4	We've done so many freaking sex talks.
0:08.2	And so many funny episodes where we interview comics, just like you, Cam.
0:12.9	Oh, thank you for acknowledging.
0:14.5	I'm finally a comic.
0:15.4	You are.
0:16.1	Well, this is an excerpt from one of our favorite episodes.
0:20.0	It is the money shot, if you will.
0:22.0	Yes. Do you know what a money shot is, Cam? Yes, I know what a money shot is. Okay. Why is my mother asked me if I know what a money shot? I just didn't know if you knew. Do you know what a money shot is? Yes, I know what a money shot is. It's in porn. And it's also in this podcast. Enjoy this money shot from Sex Talk with my mom.
0:39.5	If you want to hear the full episode, check out the episode. is. It's in porn. And it's also in this podcast. Enjoy this money shot from Sex Talk with
0:38.8	My Mom. If you want to hear the full episode, check out the episode's description.
0:44.8	How many al-edibles did you eat? I mean, what milligrams? I think this time I went with
0:50.8	by the end of the night, I think I had about like 80 milligrams or something are you fucking
0:55.3	kidding me about 80 but I didn't start with 80 I started with 20 and then I kept going and
1:00.9	you got to really I applied for a job yesterday too and that was stressing me out so I would
1:06.5	take the edibles while I'm filling out all these you know writing a writing a cover letter and talking about myself and stuff. You couldn't eat them. And then it literally like you think it's not hitting you because it takes like an hour or so. So you always end up eating more. Yeah. And then you end up hallucinating. This is my own story, obviously. And then you end up hallucinating. And then it's not good.
1:29.1	Yeah, that's exactly what happens. So I write, what I do is I write down on a piece of paper, how much I ate, what time I ate. I saw it. And then I tell everybody in the room, do not let me take any more. See, I, uh, you were alone. I know something to keep an eye on because I enjoy, whenever anyone's like, I hate edibles, I feel like I lose control and I panic. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's the, I love that part. Doesn't everybody like that? You feel like you're about to die and you never felt more alive? Yeah, that's the, oh, I love that. My friend was telling me this the other day. My friend does the same thing. And I'm like, how?
2:17.8	You like horror movies? Yes, it's kind of like that, I guess. And I hate them too, because I can't sleep for like three days after a horror movie. But I go to them still. Because you want to feel that aliveness. Yeah, I guess I want to feel a lot. I'm an adrenaline junkie, but I'm afraid of heights. So I have to get it.
2:19.2	I have to get it elsewhere.
2:17.8	Otherwise you just be... Yeah, I guess I want to feel a lot. I'm an adrenaline junkie, but I'm afraid of heights. Yeah, look at it.
2:18.7	I have to get it. I have to get it elsewhere.
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