We elves try to stick to the four main food groups.

Candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Live from Joe's mom's

neighbor of Doug and how dare you even think of that. I'm Steve Stewart, engineer

extraordinaire, covering for Doug while he's mysteriously disappeared.

But today we've got a special treat, not just because Doug's gone, but we welcome back RCA recording artist D1.

Also, we share headlines about a con man who escaped from prison and another on people mortgaging houses to buy Bitcoin.

Yeah, that'll end well.

Plus, we throw out the Haven Lifeline to a lucky listener, and I'll share much more

better trivia than you ever heard from Doug.

And now, two guys who think a good rap includes lettuce and cheese, Joe and O J-J-J-J-J-G.

Mmm. J J J J Jee! Mm.

Nice wrap this time of year.

I like the Buffalo Wild Wings wrap, but you got to sub the mild chicken for the sweet barbecue.

I don't understand why you get a wrap at Buffalo Wild Wings.

It goes with your beer.

Like you're just going to let it fight it out, the healthy food and the unhealthy thing. I'm pretty sure the rap's not very healthy either. Maybe not. But you feel like it is eating it, which is the important part. Well, that and the pound of fries. Hey, everybody. I'm Joe Salcie. I average Joe Money on Twitter just so you know who is on which side of the table here. I'm on the go ahead and let them fight it out. And on the pound of fries side of the table, it's the one and only OG. Do you tend to go with the fries or are you like me where you go? Oh man, they have onion rings? Onion rings. The bad news for me about onion rings just don't agree with me an hour later, if you

know what I like onion rings with a side of thumbs please.

And I'm good.

But that I'm fine.

I love onion rings.

I know.

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