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the Independent Republic of Mike Graham on talk radio.

More blasted rhetoric from the Banana Republic,

for people who think capital punishment isn't going nearly far enough.

Dangerous mid-morning debate with the great dictator.

The Independent Republic of Mike Graham on Talk Radio.

Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk Radio.

It's been a quiet 24 hours in the world of social media and talk radio.

Hardly anything to talk about.

But don't worry, we've always got contingency plans here at the Independent Republic

in case of days like this. I've just been explaining to you exactly why we should not be

thinking about colonising Mars, even though Elon Mustardy wants to go there. I think it's a ghastly

place. I think it's a bit of a dump, and I just don't think it's you worth human habitation,

to be honest. This morning, we are kicking off with Margaret Thatcher. The face of the former Prime Minister has been considered for the new £50 note,

alongside a whole host of other possibilities.

Not for her career as the leader of a nation, though,

or her incredible glass ceiling-busting attitude to men,

or indeed her victory in the Falkland Islands,

but because she once worked as an ice cream engineer before she went into politics,

the world really truly has

gone completely an utterly stark, staring man. I mean, who could possibly deserve it more than

Margaret Thatcher as a woman who was the first female prime minister of this country, a woman who broke

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