Welcome to Rachel Uncensored, one of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored

version of me. Hello, I am Rachel, and welcome to another solo episode. We're not going to deep dive on a

woman today. We are going to be reading Am I the Assholes? Because we haven't done it in a beat.

And some people love it. So if this is your jam,

welcome. If it's not, see you next time when we'll probably have Joy or Abby on. So love you.

But here we go. Okay. Now, I've been starting with a joke of the day. I've been doing one-liners.

And I thought today it might be a nice little mix up if i do a full on you know one of those

story jokes ones that take a beat you got to read it you got to be into it all right so i found this one

on reddit and i thought it was pretty funny these jokes i find hilarious if presented right i've

never presented one so let's uh see how I do, shall we?

So there's this dude, and he's having a bad day, all right? He's getting in trouble at work.

He's in trouble with the misses. So he decides, after work, go to the pub, have a pint. You know,

let off some steam. And he's sitting there, he's drinking,

and he sees his little frog. This frog comes in and it goes across the floor, up the chair,

across the chair, down the chair, across the floor, up the table, across the table, across the floor,

and then goes up the wall, across the ceiling, and then

out the skylight. And the man thinks, that's odd. Whatever, he finishes his pint and he leaves.

The next day, he gets a final warning at his work, because he keeps messing up. And then his,

his misses, spent an hour screaming at him because he's an idiot. All right?

So he decides, I'm going to go to the pub again and have two pints this time. And as he's drinking, he sees the same little frog come in. And the frog goes across the floor, up the chair, across the chair, down the chair, across the floor, up the table, across the table, down the table, across the floor, up the wall, across the ceiling,

hits the skylight, and boom, out the skylight. And the man thinks, very odd. But he finishes his two pints and goes home. The next day, this dude fired from his job. All right? He had his final

warning. He messed up again, got fired. He comes home. The misses left. She took the kids to stay at her moms and she's leaving his butt. All right? So he's like, damn, life's rough. I'm going to go back to the pub. I'm going to have three pints tonight. And he's sitting there. He's drinking and he sees the same little frog come in again.

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