Mondays with Mel: Trampolines and Bad Grandpas
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
It's Monday, and you all know what that means, right? We still can't go outside! Also, Mel is back in the Frontseat with Dustin and a bad advice segment you do NOT want to miss. (Spoiler alert: It's gross!)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:06.7 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson and I am a former stand-up |
| 0:09.7 | comedian and the host of the aforementioned podcast along side me is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson |
| 0:15.3 | hi Melissa we are here in our house now in our studio which studio, I mean we reoriented a desk and put some posters up on a wall. |
| 0:28.5 | So it's about six feet. |
| 0:29.7 | It's about, it's if that. And as we have done many times we have compromised our room for the |
| 0:37.0 | sake of the business and that's what this is and now when I stay up late, I know, now as we stay up late, I know, now as we stay up |
| 0:47.0 | editing videos late at night, my back is not to you, I am watching your sleep. |
| 0:51.6 | I'm watching your sleep and the other night you you hit the |
| 0:58.8 | really the holy Trinity of Melissa sleep things. You were tossing and turning? Yeah. Snoring. Okay. Grinding them |
| 1:09.2 | teeth. You should have woke me up. |
| 1:12.6 | It was like a... |
| 1:13.6 | Was it bad? |
| 1:14.6 | You could... |
| 1:15.6 | You could... You could sample them together on Garage Band and make a beat that would go viral on |
| 1:21.3 | Tik-Dok. |
| 1:23.0 | You and I laid in bed last night as our kids. |
| 1:25.1 | We did the at-home camping thing yesterday. |
| 1:27.8 | We watched a movie, the kids fought so much. |
| 1:31.3 | So much fighting. I don't know. I I mean I think Captain America was a little much for them. |
| 1:36.6 | You know they've wanted to plow. It's a little slow. It's not just me. It's not |
| 1:40.4 | it's not just me. It's not just me pushing this. You guys have they wanted to do like hey this is a good time to do the MCU movies. |
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