Mondays with Mel - There's So Much Puke in This Episode...
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2020
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back Melgalomaniacs! Yes, that is our new official name for Mel fans so feel free to get it tattooed on your ankles, necks, children, etc. This week, Dustin and Mel talk the metric system, a surf camp that protected against COVID but not stingrays, and the getting taken advantage of by a veterinarian.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there we are a funny |
| 0:07.3 | podcast about family my name is Dustin Nickerson I'm a stand-up comedian the |
| 0:10.6 | host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in the southwest corner of our |
| 0:15.5 | studio slash bedroom slash dry storage is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson |
| 0:21.5 | say hi to the people. |
| 0:24.0 | Hello. |
| 0:25.0 | It turned into a little bit of Marlon Brannel. |
| 0:28.0 | Say, hi to the people for you. |
| 0:30.0 | You don't really know Marlon Brannel. |
| 0:32.0 | I mean, I kind of the accent. |
| 0:33.8 | I can't refuse, it's terrible. |
| 0:36.3 | It's not bad actually, as far as my version of impersonations go. |
| 0:39.8 | Your impersonations. |
| 0:41.0 | It's like a little Dylan, a little brown. It's stupid. Anyways, |
| 0:46.5 | welcome to another edition of Mondays with Mel where on this Monday, today is not a Monday when we're recording this, but when you're listening to it, if you, |
| 0:57.0 | no, isn't, well you can't record and release on the same day. |
| 1:01.0 | I mean you could, but, East Coast time, it's just... |
| 1:03.0 | It's just the logistics and... |
| 1:05.0 | I mean, for you recorded midnight. |
| 1:07.0 | Maybe, exactly. |
| 1:08.0 | And then Stephen would pull an all-nighter and then misspell my name somehow in the intro but the where we just |
| 1:15.6 | catch up with what's going on in our family Thursdays we talk to other |
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