Mondays with Mel: Schools Out FOR. EVER.
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Sure, your kids may never go back to school, but at least you have Mel and Dustin in your ears to talk about the simple blessing of missing your kids' team parties, trampolining their way into a neighbor's birthday party and read some listener emails.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny |
| 0:07.0 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian |
| 0:10.0 | the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside me in the southwest corner of our studio |
| 0:15.1 | slash our bedroom. Anna is Melissa Nickerson. Welcome to another edition installment episode of Mondays with Mel and yes I'm |
| 0:26.9 | rolling I'm rolling in my little computer chair my little antsy. I just... |
| 0:34.0 | I don't know. I don't know. |
| 0:36.0 | I have creative angst. |
| 0:38.0 | It's just... |
| 0:40.0 | Yes. |
| 0:41.0 | So it's not even... sometimes it's creative angst. |
| 0:45.0 | A lot of times it's just normal angst. |
| 0:47.2 | Just the general angst of being a human, of statistically being near the halfway point of my life, |
| 0:55.0 | questioning if I've accomplished anything, |
| 1:00.0 | questioning if I've lived valuable life, |
| 1:04.0 | questioning if I'm a good dad, |
| 1:06.0 | questioning if I made terrible career choices, |
| 1:10.0 | and if things are ever going to work out, |
| 1:12.0 | you know, just a general dread. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah, just a couple things. |
| 1:19.0 | That's just like a cycle of those things. |
| 1:22.0 | Those things hit me more late at night. a cycle of those things. And... |
| 1:23.0 | Those things hit me more late at night. |
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