Mondays with Mel: Grasshoppers are Friendly, Crickets are Cruel
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Monday, Monday, go good to me...and so good to YOU because it means there's a new episode of Monday's with Mel! This week, Dustin and Mel chat about how they usually fight, talking to grandparents and having an epic trampoline water balloon fight.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome to don't make me come back there. We're a funny |
| 0:06.7 | podcast about family. My name is doesn't agree. I'm a stand-up comedian |
| 0:09.2 | the host of the full measure. I mumbled you know what? Sure I mumbled I mumbled I you know what? |
| 0:12.8 | Sure I mumbled that a little bit but you know people they know the gist |
| 0:17.2 | they you know what I was speaking so fast excuse me. You guys, I'm starting to get two comfortable on Mondays with Mel and I'm doing a couple of things |
| 0:32.2 | that I normally wouldn't do in a professional environment. and I'm doing doing |
| 0:33.0 | normally wouldn't do in a professional environment, |
| 0:35.0 | but I would do windmill is here, which is mumbling my words |
| 0:38.8 | and burping. |
| 0:40.5 | Also, Don, our neighbor's out. |
| 0:42.2 | What is he doing? |
| 0:44.0 | Sure off. |
| 0:45.0 | You, when you, he probably went out there because you were picking a couple of weeds. |
| 0:49.0 | And he gets competitive. |
| 0:50.0 | He gets, he competes. |
| 0:51.0 | And by a couple weeds, I mean 11 weeds. I grabbed 11 weeds. This is, anytime I do a project, I don't bring it to a state of completion. I bring it to a state of good enough. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. A state of it's better than when we started. |
| 1:10.0 | Like if you'd have taken before and after... |
| 1:12.0 | The project has been somewhat completed. |
| 1:15.0 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you clean up? Yeah, you don't clean up after the mess, but it's so funny you say that. So for a little context, we have some older neighbors who we've talked about that. |
| 1:35.7 | Yeah and they're fine there we don't have much of we invited them for dinner one time nine years ago and they said no probably no never no never which is fine they |
| 1:47.8 | meanwhile they cook out every night they for four o'clock. Yeah, that grill. |
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