Mondays with Mel: Corona Farts and Salty Spaghetti
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
It's Monday and that means a heaping helping of Melissa Nickerson as she joins Dustin to talk about catching Corona thru farts(???), the challenge of creating content and having to tell your kid their cooking is terrible.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome and don't make me come back there. We are a funny |
| 0:09.7 | podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nixon and I am former stand |
| 0:12.2 | comedian of the |
| 0:12.8 | host of the four-mecher podcast and alongside me is my wife the lovely co-host of |
| 0:17.8 | Mondays with Mel Melissa Nickerson. Hello. I wanted to start off Mondays with Melle with an article that just came across my Twitter |
| 0:26.2 | feed. Are you ready? |
| 0:27.2 | Okay, yep. This is from The Daily Star, which is verified on Twitter but sounds we'll see what are your first thoughts on a |
| 0:36.4 | publication called the Daily Star I'm concerned concerned okay and the headline is I'm hesitant coronavirus could be spreading Concerned. Concerned. Okay. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm hesitant. |
| 0:44.0 | Coronovirus could be spreading across the globe through Farts, claim doctors. |
| 0:49.0 | What? |
| 0:51.0 | Check out that image by the way. That's the... |
| 0:53.0 | Here we are ready. |
| 0:54.0 | The deadly coronavirus bug could be spreading across the globe through farts according to doctors. |
| 0:59.0 | Tests carried out earlier this year have shown that the virus was present in the feces of more than half of the patients with COVID-19, and doctors have previously warned Farts contain tiny poop particles that can spread bacteria. |
| 1:10.4 | They said more research needed to be done to rule out the passing the disease onto people through emitting bodily gases. |
| 1:16.0 | TV doctors, Zander Van Tolkin, Tullkin, who presented CBC, CBC series Operation Ouch, as well as appearing on a street. C. Andy Tag, which he called an enjoyable threat about whether farting can cause |
| 1:33.3 | coronavirus. In his findings, Dr. Tagsided, tests carried out earlier this year |
| 1:36.9 | which showed 55% of patients with SARS-Covi2 had a presence in their poo. He said, well, SARS Kovey can be detected. Tell me when you want me to stop. |
| 1:48.0 | I was just waiting for it to stop. The doctor added the previous test of shown farts have the power to spray |
| 1:54.4 | talcum powder long distances. Oh my gosh. Great. I just saw one about running. Well, yeah. Go ahead. Well, in between is an article that says, Can Your |
| 2:11.0 | Cats who would help them lose weight find out here. |
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