Mondays are for Masturbating
Untraditionally Lala
iHeartPodcasts
3.4 • 12.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
A co-parenting convo quickly turns into comedy when Lala and Ambyr talk ‘masturbation Monday’s’ and ‘saggy old man balls.’
Find out who likes them young, who you might find sliding into your DM’s, and why Ambyr says the holidays will never be the same.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, gorgeous. |
| 0:01.4 | It's Lala Kent. |
| 0:02.5 | Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. |
| 0:05.0 | Hello, gorgeous. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. |
| 0:09.3 | I am back. |
| 0:11.5 | Not so better than ever. |
| 0:13.6 | Hi, Amber. |
| 0:15.0 | Hi, Lala. |
| 0:16.3 | This is so exciting because we finally get to talk about the project we've been working on. |
| 0:23.3 | Finally. |
| 0:24.2 | Yay! |
| 0:25.2 | You guys know that I had Amber on the first episode of Untraditionally Lala. |
| 0:29.6 | And we had been going back and forth about doing something in some capacity together for, |
| 0:35.7 | I want to say like four years. Yeah, probably. Right? It's been a minute. And finally, |
| 0:42.0 | it was the right time and our new podcast, an unlikely affair, is officially happening. I'm so |
| 0:51.1 | excited about this. I know so am I. |
| 0:58.3 | What made you feel like it was like the right time for us to do something like this? |
| 1:04.2 | You know, I think what we said on the previous podcast is that we were both like, it's kind of like a marriage. |
| 1:06.8 | Like one wants to leave and one wants it to stay. |
| 1:08.1 | And the other one wants to leave. |
| 1:16.9 | So I think you and I were just in different like parts and healing parts of our life. And the one, the other one wants to leave. So I think you and I were just in different, like, parts and healing parts of our life. And for me, I mean, I'll just speak on for myself, it's like, |
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