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monday's morning show podcast because you deserve a better morning when politicians start to compare themselves to religious figures,

you know something went wrong. I'll explain all of that in the fourth update in today's core four.

And if you feel like skipping your workout today, I have an excuse for you in hope for humanity.

Welcome to the morning show podcast. My name is Anthony. I'm Carla Marie, and today is Monday, November 27th, 2023.

The Core 4. The four headlines you need to know. Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed by a fellow inmate on Friday.

Prison employees at the Tucson, Arizona federal prison had to perform life-saving measures

before Chauvin was taken to the hospital.

He is expected to survive.

Christmas is canceled at Jesus' house this year.

And before I get into the story, I should probably explain

a few things for people who are unfamiliar. Jesus, you know, the reason Christmas is celebrated,

was born in Bethlehem. And yes, Bethlehem is a real place. It's located in the West Bank,

which is the Palestinian territory that borders Jordan, the country. And it's not connected to the Gaza Strip, which is the Palestinian territory that borders Jordan the country.

And it's not connected to the Gaza Strip, which you've obviously been hearing a lot about physically.

There are about 30 miles of Israeli land between the closest points of the Gaza Strip and the

West Bank. Okay, now that we got that quick Christmas and geography lesson out of the way,

let's move on. The mayor of Bethlehem announced last week that non-religious Christmas

celebrations are canceled in the city of Bethlehem, which means no lights, no Christmas

trees, no singing, nothing other than the necessary church services will take place in the city where Jesus was born.

And if you're wondering why, I'll give you a direct quote from the city's Facebook page.

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