Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, August 5th, 2024. What's going on? How are you? Oh Jesus Christ with the fucking Olympics.

Waa ba ba. with the

fucking Olympics.

fucking two weeks straight, my wife has just had it on in the background. She never watches any real sports, you know what I mean?

But these fucking events, you know, people shooting guns,

three on three hoop, ping pong.

She can't get enough of it.

Cannot get enough.

Oh, so-and-so's getting on the hobby horse.

We gotta go see it. Which listen, I like the Olympics too.

Why, blah, I mean how the fuck do you not get into that?

The fucking song just makes you feel like you're on the inner circle.

Like you got invited to something you had to, you know, you had to go out and rent a tuxedo for.

That's when you know you've made it when you own a tuxedo.

At least as a white man.

If you're a white man and you own a tuxedo, that means you're getting invited to a lot of balls.

And that's where the real decisions in this country get made.

All of you fucking idiots wasted your time watching these goddamn debates and all of this

shit.

Like you don't know who you're voting for already.

Everybody knew, everybody knew before old man Willie retired,

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