Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, August 26, 2024. What's going on? How? Aye! How's it go? Oh, sorry, that was a little too loud. How's it going?

I saw the whole thing turned red there. Like old Billy red face

Oh Billy chilling out on a Sunday

What do you say? What do you do?

Oh, I was doing so well with my temper. But it came back a little bit over the last two, like two weeks and now I got to get back into me.

I just keep settling back into those trained lab rat responses.

Like this morning, I take my lovely wife and my two beautiful kids out to breakfast.

So we're driving my wife's stupid electric car and it's bing bang bowing and it goes

do dit like the same two notes of night court

do do do do dut do so anytime we're in the fucking car it goes boa do dib right and I don't see what the car is saying to me. I just, anytime the guy goes,

boobit, I just go boo-doo, do-doo, and then I don't fucking look at the dashboard. I don't need the fucking thing talking to me.

So finally, you know, we're on the way over there and it keeps doing that.

Boo-Dit, and I keep going, boo-o-o-o-o-o-doo and I keep going near you notice it's the same two

notes since the beginning night court she's like I get it she didn't say that but I saw that on her face and

finally she goes oh it's saying that

that door isn't all the way closed you know that door isn't all the way closed you know on on my

son's side of the car so when I stopped at the red light, I reached back to open and

close the door. And when I turned around, the car in front of me had moved up a little bit.

So I move up to like close the gap and this guy comes flying in on a motorcycle.

Like almost clips the front of my car. I'm like what the fuck?

And then he fucking turns around, looks at me and and he makes this motion, like he got to pull up, and he was shaking his fucking head.

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