Monday Morning Podcast 8-12-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Bill rambles about shoving things in drawers, pancakes for love, and CrossFit controversy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.2 | podcast for Monday, August 12, 2024. What's going on how are you? How's it going? How's it going in your world? Are you all right? Is everything fine with you? Are you watching the last day of the Olympics? |
| 0:30.0 | Congratulations to the USA, men's basketball team winning the gold medal, God damn it, which we should. |
| 0:42.0 | Because, you know, it was actually invented it the game was invented by a white man in |
| 0:47.0 | Springfield Massachusetts you know so anybody who wasn't white and from Massachusetts specifically |
| 0:55.3 | Springfield is culturally appropriating |
| 1:01.2 | the white man's game |
| 1:06.0 | anyway The White Man's Game. Anyway, fucking around here. I watched a lot of the Olympics this time. |
| 1:09.0 | I was amazed because I have not watched a long time. |
| 1:12.0 | I was amazed at the amount of shit, |
| 1:16.4 | the amount of sports you can play during the summer. |
| 1:18.6 | I mean, who knew? |
| 1:19.4 | Who the fuck knew? |
| 1:31.6 | And I'll tell you, ping pong and birdie are fucking, they're insane. Like watching the fucking speed of those games. |
| 1:35.0 | So I've been like watching all of these clips of it and everything. |
| 1:38.0 | So now that's gotten into my feed on the fucking Instagram, |
| 1:41.0 | because evidently I'm never gonna, I'm doing better with it but that's |
| 1:44.7 | one addiction that's one addiction that's one addiction that I don't I don't know how to |
| 1:48.0 | beat that you know because it's just a fun app to be on, you know, my favorite, I'm telling you, |
| 1:59.2 | my favorite thing is find the narcissist, the level that people can just fucking make anything about themselves, nature videos are a big one. |
| 2:10.0 | Or they just try to get attention, you know, like you'll see like a giraffe giving |
| 2:18.1 | birth and these lions just jump on the baby giraffe before it's still like in the fucking whatever that I never |
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