Monday Morning Podcast 7-22-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the theater of politics, getting fingerprinted at work, and tattling adults.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning
0:05.6	podcast for Monday, July 22. What's going on? How are you? Dude how the fuck is it July 22nd already?
0:18.0	This goddamn summer's flown by. I can't believe it man. You know I remember when I was a kid I remember you know when you
0:29.4	get out of school and next thing you knew June was over.
0:33.2	Then July always took a while and then the second it was August 1st,
0:37.6	that fucking dread would start creeping up like,
0:42.3	ah, fuck, here we go again.
0:45.0	Here we go again.
0:47.0	You know, cavemen back in the day, cave kids,
0:51.0	had no idea how lucky they were.
0:55.4	What education did you need?
0:57.8	How to sharpen a stick?
1:00.2	Or to start a fire with some rocks
1:02.0	and how not to get eaten by a saber-toot tiger.
1:04.8	You know?
1:06.1	And you know what's funny is that fucking generation would probably be like, oh, these kids
1:11.7	who grew up in the 70s and 80s, they could never handle post prehistoric times.
1:18.0	All right, well, you know, I don't want to sleep outside.
1:21.0	All right, that was a bad fucking example,
1:22.8	but you know what I'm saying.
1:24.8	You know what I'm saying.
1:25.6	I didn't sleep well last night at all.
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