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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about how to die at a racetrack, women inventors and electric cars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday May 25th, 2015

0:10.0

The final Monday that there will ever be in May of 2015. Let me ask you

0:17.9

Let me ask you. What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Yeah, doing shit today. Are you? I don't wanna hear a fucking word out of anybody if this podcast if you consider it late

0:26.4

Your self-involved jackass if you consider it late you got the day off anyways, don't you?

0:32.4

Well, if you don't you either have a shit job or you work for yourself

0:36.7

Because when you work for yourself you fucking money never sleeps or whatever dumb shit

0:42.0

They say in some fucking hip-hop song, you know what I mean? I hit out fucking dramatic

0:46.7

They try to make every goddamn fucking moment, you know

0:50.0

Not all rappers, but just in general money never sleep more money more problems not really

0:55.8

Not if you would just move away from the toxic element that you grew up in

1:02.1

You know if you'd start buying some

1:05.6

Some assets

1:08.1

If you had your money make money then you don't have you don't have more problems

1:12.9

Stay out of club

1:14.9

You have enough fucking money to bring some bitches over to your house. You don't want it. You don't need to go out

1:22.1

You know you're just fucking let me have a little fucking old white guy to rapper

1:31.2

Discussion here just fucking once you make your money

1:34.8

Get the fuck out of there

1:37.6

And don't listen to those assholes. Oh yeah, you forgot where you came from

1:41.9

No, no, I remember where I came from

1:44.4

That's what you don't see. That's what you don't understand

1:47.2

I remember exactly where I came from

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