Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Fucking May 22nd. Is that a record for how quickly I said the F-Wort?

I'm actually doing the podcast right now riding in a car.

I'm not driving. I'm on my way to New York City because I have to do some

emotional stuff here for FFF family that's coming out.

This week, right, or next week, May 30th. I don't know what. So this begins, oh,

Billy Redface, showing his freckled push on anything I can get myself on.

You know, so whatever, I'm driving to New York and you know, something that's all this

fucking traffic and I got to take an early flight tomorrow back to LA and I don't have time.

And my wife just sent me this whole thing on what successful people do and they

they fucking, you know, they, I don't know what they do. They know how many minutes they're

in a day. Every time there's 14, 140 minutes in a day and they use this wisely and they delegate.

Right? They delegate shit. Like, I don't want to do that. You know how to do that, right?

All right. I'll pay you to do that. You know, a small portion of what the fuck I'm making.

I got to get better at that. In order to delegate though, what you have to be is you have to be

social and you know, that's not my thing. And let's have had a couple of drinks. Other than that,

I'm kind of like a crumbudge. I don't know if you've noticed. I'm a little bit grumpy. But,

the fucking cruiser now. What are all the traffic now watching? I'll just be like a Thursday one.

I thought it was going to get to do the whole hour. So anyways, I just got back from my tour up

there in Canada. Worked with Nate Craig who murdered it. If you don't believe me, ask anybody who

was in Winnipeg, Saskatoon and Regina. And first of all, I'm very proud that Nate and I did a show.

Two shows in Regina and neither one of us went with the easy joke. No, we did the stupid at rhymes

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