Monday Morning Podcast 5-20-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Bill rambles about comment sections, irrational fears, and making out with a stripper in another country.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Monday morning
0:04.0	podcast for Monday, May 20th, 20th, 20th, 20th, 20th,
0:09.4	what's going on? How are yackles is on the podcast broken-hearted. I mean I knew we I you know I had a pretty good feeling we weren't going to beat the Bruins weren't going to beat the
0:23.7	the Panthers but when we won game five and we were up one nothing after two periods I was
0:30.3	thinking you know we're scaring them we're scaring them. We're scaring them.
0:34.6	It's fucking the craziest thing ever, being up 3-1.
0:37.2	You lose game 5 and all of a sudden you look, you feel like you're so far up.
0:41.0	All it is is just one victory. victory three two and then they're like oh
0:44.5	fuck if we lose tonight the all of a sudden the pressure's on you
0:48.1	congratulations to the fucking Florida Marlins you know I just got to say it at this time, the last two years, they're just a better team than we are.
0:58.0	But I like the grit that we showed and this should have been a hangover year losing Bergeron and Craigie but we were in the
1:06.3	upper third of the NHL won a playoff series saw a lot of positive things this year
1:12.2	I thought the front office did a great job so I am happy as a Bruins fan.
1:16.8	You know, it would have sucked to lose first round, you know, two years in a row and then we never would have heard the end of it from the
1:23.1	fucking maple leaves which is ridiculous because I can't even I've lost count how many times
1:26.7	we beat that fucking team
1:28.4	uh... so anyway uh... buckle up new york ranger that's going to be a great series. I'm really
1:36.3	looking forward to that because the Rangers are a tough team too and they can
1:40.3	score goals but they're fucking Panthers man they they know how to win in the
1:47.0	playoffs I can't explain it man they they figure you out and they shut you down and they block shots and they piss you off and
1:55.2	they get you out of your game. I mean just write down the fucking checklist.
2:00.5	You want a dirty play? They can do that. Whatever you want to fucking do, you know, they are built to win. They are a mother-fucker and they're Jason Voorhe's or whatever the
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