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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 4-29-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about putting, looking for photos on his phone, and the news.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

0:04.2

podcast from Monday. The hell is it? April 29th,

0:10.8

2024. What's going on, Hawaii?

0:15.0

How's things in your fucking neighborhood

0:20.0

Tonkateier. I am, I'm recording this in Phoenix, Arizona. Doing four shows this weekend. I got my last show tonight. I've been having

0:37.4

such a good time on stage trying to get this shit together for the Hollywood Bowl Friday night.

0:46.2

Been having all these fucking weird-ass dreams this weekend. I don't even

0:51.9

understand any of them.

0:54.0

You know, I had this dream somebody stole my truck and

0:58.0

then all of a sudden I was in a taxi cab in New York City in the 1990s and I was

1:07.5

splitting the cab with 1980s Janet Jackson like like 85, 86 Janet Jackson, and she was there with her boyfriend.

1:19.6

And I for some reason told her that I had a crush on her when she was on different strokes and her boyfriend did not appreciate it.

1:27.2

And I was thinking, the hell did it, what does any of that mean you know what's great though

1:36.8

about human beings is if I told that to somebody and even if they didn't even

1:42.4

know me well I just told it to somebody, and even if they didn't even know me.

1:43.0

Well, I just told it to you guys.

1:44.5

There's some of you out there right now.

1:46.1

I know exactly what that means.

1:47.7

That means you have anxiety about it, be be,

1:50.3

but it's like, okay, they're dream whisperer.

1:55.0

No, I'm like really good at it.

1:56.9

I just, you know what, I'm really good in interpreting dreams.

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