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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 2-15-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about old house, wearing a suit and the c-note next door.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.7

It's Bill Byrne.

0:03.4

It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, February 15th, 2016.

0:08.8

Hello.

0:09.8

How are you?

0:10.8

How was your world going on this Monday?

0:14.9

How was your Valentine's Day, huh?

0:16.8

Did you get or something special?

0:19.9

If you're a smart son of a bitch, you're either not in a relationship or you're not taking

0:25.8

her out until tonight or tomorrow, whatever, whenever the prices go back down again.

0:31.7

And by the way, if enough people start doing this and the old fucking restaurants get wise

0:36.0

to it and they start making their prices higher, Valentine's Day prices a few days before

0:41.5

a few days after, then fucking, wait a week, wait a month, do it a month earlier.

0:48.6

It's the biggest fucking ripoff, probably of the year, other than probably what's going

0:55.1

on to Bernie Sanders, but I don't really understand.

0:58.1

I guess she has some super delegates, you know, old fucking Hillary Clinton's got the super,

1:03.6

she already has the super delegate, she already has 100, she only needs 120, whatever the

1:08.2

fuck that is.

1:10.1

Jesus Christ, it's like playing bridge, trying to keep up what's going on.

1:14.7

I have no idea.

1:15.7

All I know is I like that Bernie looks like an old dog trying to eat a meal when he's

1:19.1

talking.

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