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🗓️ 31 December 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
0:07.8 | Oh, we starting up the car, June. This is going to be like an old school one. |
0:11.8 | Do you whoever listened to my podcast way back in the day when I had the flip phone? |
0:15.3 | Billy Flip phone. Coming through. Coming through 2007, I used to drive around |
0:21.7 | or I'd be in an airport |
0:22.5 | making fun of fat people |
0:23.8 | because why wouldn't you |
0:24.7 | why wouldn't you |
0:26.2 | if I'm paying for part of your fucking medical bills |
0:28.3 | I ought to be able to make fun |
0:30.2 | of all of your fucking body |
0:32.1 | no |
0:33.3 | it's the last Monday |
0:35.3 | it's the last |
0:37.3 | fucking Monday of the year and there's something and |
0:42.8 | something um it's the last Monday of the fucking year 20 24 it's your last opportunity to be |
0:50.8 | like fucking Monday am I right in 2024 I don't think anything sums up the |
0:58.0 | day-to-day grind like that expression. Fucking Monday, am I right? Oh, the fucking caution |
1:06.4 | like gets me every time. I'm going to be driving down the street while I do this. I was trying to |
1:10.4 | sit outside this fucking coffee shop while I did it. An E.C.O. Coffee. Deep in the valley. I-N-I-C-I-O. Coffee. |
1:20.1 | Fantastic place to get a cup of coffee. Sweet hot behind the register. And she's an artiste. |
1:28.0 | What makes her an artis, Bill? |
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