Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 23rd, 2020,

Foa. What's going on? How are you? All right. December 23rd. Oh my God. I haven't even wrapped my fucking gifts yet. It's so fucking dumb.

Why does everything end up having to be like there's just not enough fucking time?

It's just not enough. Everything's a fucking grind. Even like taking a fucking goddamn day off.

All of these fucking people.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm just dropping F bombs all over the place.

All of these people have been...

What are you doing for Christmas?

What are you doing?

I'm going nowhere.

I'm going nowhere.

I worked all year.

Why would I get on a plane

and try to jam a bunch of gifts into the overhead compartment

to then go and meet relatives and then be sleeping in a place where I'm not comfortable

eating food, I'm not used to or whatever the hell it is?

And then the entire time you're right as you're getting settled, you've got to pack up and go back and bring all this shit that they gave you and shove it and overhead compartments.

And all the fucking, all you want to do is just get home.

And then you get home and then you got to work another year.

You got to work another year for these fucking corporate cunts.

You see that Luigi kid that they figured out a way to give them the,

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