Hey, what's going on?

It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 12,

2016.

What's going on?

How, yeah.

I've got to be a little quiet, man.

It's only like 6.30 in the morning out here.

My lovely wife is still sleeping.

And so I'm trying not to wake her up.

I'm upstairs going to try to be a good boy this fucking week, right?

I'm still going to say all the fucked up shit I always say.

I'm just going to say it at a volume.

It's a little more palatable because I'm a little slumber.

You know, I woke up this morning by dobo, I heard this big fucking booming noise.

And you ever get that feeling like, you're like, did I just dream that or somebody in the

house, right?

And then you immediately start thinking like, all right, I got kitchen knives.

I got a fucking softball bat right next to my bed.

And the reality is, you know, as much as people are want gun control and all of that shit,

I mean, that's the first thing you think of.

You know, there should be a fucking thing, right?

Where if you can, if you look, if they can fucking test you one goddamn time, yeah, it's

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