Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 6th,

2016, holy shit dude, I gotta stand my fucking Christmas. You're up in

You know what? You actually shoot at this point. Wouldn't that be great?

It would be great to just think of every fucking goddamn person out there that you got to buy for not not your kids

All right, you love your kids not your dog. You love your dog, right?

What else is there? Is your kids in your dog? That's what it is, right? You love your wife too, but you know you know this right

Wouldn't it be great if they were you could just fucking go

Just get it all fucking done just calling sick one day, you know exactly where you want to go

Fuck give me one at all. Oh, it's give me fucking like a Dunkin Donuts

Give me a two fucking jelly. He's a fucking powdered sugar

Fuck it two glazed in a crore. All right, except it's gifts

You know, and then you just have the lady down there wrap them for you the whole fucking I mean nice gifts though

nice thoughtful shit for like

1015 fucking people, but you just knock it out in four hours, right?

Then you take these fake hay fever pills and you walk into where like oh god, just woke up

I'll be alright. I'll be in my cubicle. Whatever. You did the whole fucking thing is done

Right, then you can just sit there and chill

Two things you should fucking do I would this is why I'm actually talking out loud of myself and I'm not mad if you listen it

All right

Two things you got to do you got to do fucking cardio right through the new year because you know you're gonna eat and drink like a fucking pig

You know what's happening. All right, you know it's the end of the year

You don't mean you get those few days off and you just start thinking what if we just always had days off and everybody just

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