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🗓️ 15 November 2016
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, |
0:07.5 | November 14th, |
0:09.5 | 2016, what's going on? How are you? |
0:13.8 | My voice is a little messed up here because, you know, I've been traveling, traveling, traveling. I've been taking my vitamins |
0:21.3 | as they say over in Europe or agano |
0:24.8 | vitamins tomatoes |
0:26.8 | Buzzle I don't understand why with ingredients, you know, everything else we pretty much pronounce pronounced the same as |
0:37.0 | fucking great Britain, but when it comes to spices everything is different. We say oregano, we say basil, they say oregano, |
0:43.6 | basil, whatever the fuck they say tomato, |
0:46.6 | vitamins |
0:49.8 | The only time I really experienced that in the United States is we say Carnegie and Pittsburgh says Carnegie |
0:54.0 | Bill, what are you talking about? I don't fucking know. I just got off of goddamn plane and I watched all the football in the way out. Oh my god, underrated flying |
1:05.0 | on football fucking Sunday |
1:07.6 | when there was two fucking games back to back with seven fucking lead changes. |
1:14.6 | The boring NFL with their ratings down, how great was Sunday? Fucking amazing. Fucking amazing, man. |
1:20.6 | That Dallas Pittsburgh game was incredible. |
1:26.6 | And the Pittsburgh Seattle game was great. |
1:30.6 | And I know a lot of people think like the thing, you know what the thing I was most upset about? It wasn't the final score. |
1:36.6 | It wasn't the lack of a call on the last play with Grunk. It was the Tom Brady picture. |
1:44.6 | What the fuck? |
1:46.6 | What's that with his hand on his hip and his other hand up underneath this jaw? What in the fuck was that? |
1:53.6 | That's what happens when you date a supermodel. She's in his goddamn yard. Just be like Tom, you're just standing there like everybody else. |
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