Monday Morning Podcast 10-31-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Halloween, the Cubs and the Buffalo Bills.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:06.8	October 31st, 2016.
0:09.8	What's going on?
0:10.8	How are you?
0:11.8	It's Halloween.
0:13.3	Everybody happy Halloween.
0:14.8	Oh, happy Halloween.
0:15.8	Fucking ween.
0:16.8	Happy all of fucking weed.
0:19.2	Dada, Dada.
0:21.0	You're a fucking teen.
0:22.1	It's you're too fucking old for candy.
0:25.7	What's the cutoff?
0:26.7	What's the cutoff tonight when the kids come where you just want to be with some of
0:29.6	them just be like, dude, you're too fucking old.
0:31.7	Cleo, get out of here.
0:32.7	I'll feed you in a minute.
0:34.0	Go on.
0:35.0	I'm telling you, my cutoff is somewhere around like fucking 12.
0:41.2	You know, even in around 10, they just start saying little wise ass, country fucking things.
0:47.5	You know, that's the hardest thing about being an adult around a kid is they think they
0:51.3	are so fucking smart and it's just like, douche, I was your age.
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