Monday Morning Podcast 1-20-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.6	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:08.0	January 20th, 2025.
0:12.0	What's going on?
0:13.2	Hawaii!
0:15.8	How's it going?
0:16.9	Oh, it's a great day.
0:19.6	It is a great day. Blue skies, at least in this part of L.A.
0:25.1	The winds are going to be kicking up again out in the valley. And, you know, for those of you
0:32.8	who want to know what the valley is, because you always hear that, you know, the valley.
0:39.0	That's like when I lived in New york and i would always hear the cross bronx expressway or the well that fucking one that was out in
0:43.8	brooklyn i finally one day i was just like where the fuck is that and i'm so sick of hearing that on the
0:48.1	news all right so the valley sometimes called north ho or no-ho.
0:55.0	Nobody calls it that until real estate agents, like once your neighborhood gets named,
1:00.1	that means you're not going to be able to afford it anymore.
1:07.1	I knew a guy who fucking lived somewhere and out of nowhere.
1:10.9	There was one like diagonal street in his neighborhood.
1:13.4	And out of nowhere, the real estate agents started calling it the golden triangle.
1:21.6	He's like, wait a minute.
1:22.6	I don't have any gold.
1:23.6	What?
1:24.2	All right, buddy.
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