Welcome to Monday Morning Murder in the News with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning, heathens. Happy Murder in the News Monday. That's right, we are gathered here today.

As the collective mourning group, the group in mourning, the Monday

melancholys, if you will, except for the people that worked over the weekend are probably off on Monday so I hope

everyone was good I hope everyone treated everyone with kindness not everyone can

be as cool as us, right? You know?

Because we're a pretty cool group.

Okay, so I guess that's, I don't really have much of anything

to report life-wise, so let's just get right into it.

All right, our first article comes from UK.news. Yahoo.com and the title reads

British skier found dead by patrol after heavy fall in French Alps.

So an investigation has been launched after a British skier died following a heavy fall, that's in quotations, at a resort

in the French Alps, according to local reports. Paramedics were scrambled to the scene after the man, who was 30 years old, was fatally injured on the slopes in S-E-R-R-E-S-E-S-E-S-E-V-E-S-E-S-E-Vévelé, it's not Chevrolet, but Chevrolet,

he was treated in hospital but died on Monday last week,

France's TV station reported.

The accident happened in the La Salle-Le-Alps area of the slopes.

I'm not going to know how to pronounce any of that. I've never skied a day in my life.

The French TV station said the skier was in a state of brain death

and taken to the Grenoble University hospital

where he was pronounced dead. The head of the ski resort, Patrick said, quote,

the victim was discovered by a patroller who immediately raised the alarm.

Joined by several other trackers, they provided first aid.

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