Welcome to Monday Morning Murder in the News with Alyssa Carroll.

Hello again guys, happy Murder in the News Monday. So how was everyone's weekend?

It feels like it was about six hours long for me anyway. It just went by entirely too fast, but I did get the

underneath of my porch, I guess the ceiling if you will of my front porch painted so at least I got that done I think it's gonna need another coat

Either way we are gathered here today to hear about what is going on in the world that is not politics and war,

hopefully. Thank God.

Thank you to everyone that put up with us over the weekend. We do appreciate you.

As my every time disclaimer, I do not read these articles ahead of time,

so that way you and I are reacting together together that also means that I'm going to

mispronounce things like

dickus which is actually dikis but regardless that's that's just going

to happen so let's get into it.

All right, our first article comes from BBC.com, and the title says,

British crock expert jailed for sexual abuse of dogs.

So a renowned British crocodile expert

has been jailed for 10 years and 5 months in Australia

after admitting to sexually abusing dozens of dogs

in a case which horrified the nation.

A dozen is 12. Dozens means multiples of 12. Let that math math.

And then it says, warning, this story contains details, readers might find distressing. I will not find it distressing but

mourning for any of you who might need it. So Adam Brighton, a leading zoologist who

has worked on BBC and National Geographic Productions pleaded guilty to 56 charges

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