Welcome to Monday Morning Murder in the News with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning, heathens, and happy Murder in the News Monday that I'm going to try to release every single

Monday morning, although this will be for Tuesday morning, because the rest of the regular

news is just hot scary garbage and you know you'd rather be hearing me and my bullshit anyway.

So I've scoured the internet for the headlines so you don't

have to. Happy commuting and here we go.

What is this place? Then these wood, we are prey.

The watchers allow us to live because we follow their rules.

You can't see them, but they see everything.

No one sees one Prince And so, about it.

From producer M. Knight-Chamalan,

written for the screen and directed by Ishana- Knight-Chamalan.

Let them see you.

What are they doing?

Applause for you, Meena.

The Watched, Incineless June 7.

So our first article comes from News Nation Now.com. The title reads,

Koberger allegedly broke into female colleagues home.

Now this is the guy who has been charged with the murders of the four Idaho college students.

So the man suspected of killing four University of Idaho students allegedly broke into a female colleagues home apparently

in hopes that she'd respond by asking his help in installing security cameras.

What a moron.

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