Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carol.

Good morning, you filthy heathens. Happy murder in the news Monday. Happy Monday morning in the news?

It doesn't really matter. We all know it's like what do we call it, triple M, m m m.

Whatever you want to call it. How did we fare over the weekend? Yeah? Would you behave yourselves?

I highly doubt it. So not anything major going on here. I don't really have anything to report in.

So I think we'll just jump right in. I'll say what I always say. All of these news articles are listener

submitted. I only read the titles just to see if they pertain to what we do here and we do

pretty much anything here. So if that's your schick, then you'll like it. But that also means that

I, when I say that I do not read the articles ahead of time,

pass the headline, I don't. You can interrogate any one of my family members and they would tell

you. I will not do it. I will verbally go, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, and close it right out. Because I'm

telling you that I want to react with you. I want you guys to experience this shit with me.

But that also means I'm going to mispronounce things, so be nice. All right, here we go.

Alrighty, so our first article comes from BBC.co.uk, filth. And the title says, death penalty for Thai woman accused of murdering 14 friends

with cyanide. And there's a picture over here and she's got the, you know, obligatory mask on

just this little pink kind of shirt. But her eyes are very much saying that she does not care.

You know, she does not look scared.

There's people all around her, you know, the whole thing.

Okay, so a woman in Thailand has been sentenced to death in the first of a string of cases

in which she is accused of murdering 14 friends with cyanide,

her friends. The court in Bangkok found Cerarat, not even going to try, 36, guilty of putting

poison in a wealthy friend's food and drink while they were on a trip last year.

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