Like when I went to Australia for the first time and they were talking about cricket, I was like, you could have told me so many fake rules and I would have believed you because I just don't play it.

Yeah.

You know, you could have told me like, and then right after you get your third point, that's when

you get a chance to hit whoever you want with the bat.

You get to chase them for two minutes.

And if they outrun you, you do lose a point.

But if you hit them, you caused a concussion.

Yeah. If you're angry at the umpires call once per game, you get lose a point. But if you hit them, you caused a concussion. Yeah. If you're angry at

the umpires call once per game, you get to fight his son. And that's how the grievance is

settled. Yeah, it's really tough for refs with newborns. But for the most part, these are older guys.

It's why you don't fight them.

Yeah, exactly.

That would be fun if you could just, if someone had never heard of a sport to just make up your own rules.

Yeah, it's a situation of like, hey, everybody, do you want to play football?

Should we just hit ourselves in the head with hammers now?

Yeah.

I like the idea of the people who play football just because they really love the idea of CTE.

I really like that.

I'm in for the injuries, man.

The first time that I played baseball, I definitely thought we were doing it wrong.

What do you mean?

I played in Little League, and it was like my introduction of baseball.

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