So do you eat or have you eaten any gas station food?

I really was worried you're just going to leave it.

Do you eat?

Are you human?

Yeah, I mean, not recently with everything.

Yeah, but I mean, like, back in the day, because I know on the road we would eat Casey's

pizza, and that was actually the best gas station food that I've ever had.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Casey's pizza is legit.

That's where I go if I want, if I want road pizza. No, it's the thing. From being on the road,

you do start figuring out what trash gas station food is the best. You know, because none of it's

great, but I love Casey's pizza. Quickstar slash Quick Trip has the best coffee for gas stations.

And I like their little rib, their pork rib sandwiches they have.

But again, I haven't gotten any gas station food in a minute.

There was a guy.

Oh, man, I shouldn't find this as funny as I do.

But there was a guy not far from my hometown.

So basically, once you start taking the highway at a gas station, this is when I think I was like eight years old, this happened.

Because I remember because it was the talk of elementary school because we were all laughing so hard.

This guy

tried to rob the gas station and had his mask on, had his gun, everything. And so I don't know if the

guy behind the counter had a button or if the guy looks suspicious ahead of time.

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