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The Josh Johnson Show

Monday Minisode - Broke Dates & Broke Cars

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5648 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

In this bonus segment from the most recent episode, Josh and Logan talk about dating while broke and Logan tells of his dad's very specific evening routine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What do you think was the brokest date that you went on?

0:14.0

The brokest date?

0:15.5

Yeah.

0:16.6

Hmm.

0:18.1

The sad thing is I'm thinking about it and realizing just the general level of broke all of my dates have been at.

0:25.1

That's what's troubling me.

0:29.8

But I usually go into a date with a plan. Like I don't go on a date if I don't, if I know I don't have any money that I can try it a little bit.

0:36.9

I will say like a couple years ago,

0:40.0

it was I had just gotten out of a long-term relationship. And it left me kind of busted up for a while,

0:47.3

but I was trying to get back out there and dating and stuff like that. So honestly, out in the world,

0:51.6

what I was putting out wasn't necessarily broke and broken.

0:55.5

I was doing a good job of faking it.

0:58.0

I was paying for dinners.

0:59.2

I was doing all the stuff.

0:59.9

My apartment, though, was just a nightmare.

1:02.5

It was just piles of stuff.

1:06.0

Like, not dirty.

1:07.5

Just kind of almost like a confused hoarder, like a beginning hobbyist hoarder.

1:13.9

Like I hadn't fully, like I just had things around.

1:18.5

So like, just once, just boxes and shit.

1:21.8

It is such a shame that the, that the serial killers of the world are also messy people because then it makes us look like

1:31.8

them. I know. And it's like I'm not, I don't kill anyone. I just don't put my clothes away.

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