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Trends Like These

Monday Mini-Sode 18: Open Carry Dildos

Trends Like These

Travis McElroy

Comedy, News Commentary, News

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

You know the old saying: Fight Guns With Dildos? You don't?! Well, in Texas students are planning a protest of son-to-be enacted open carry laws the only way they know how: with dildos. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Brent.

0:04.0

Hey Travis, it's Monday. What's shaking man?

0:08.0

Nothing dude. Man that was a really like cool guy way of greeting me Brent.

0:12.0

What's crack-a a lacking, bro? Sit on it. No you sit on it. Oh Fonzie

0:19.1

Did you have like a tubular gnarly weekend?

0:27.6

My ma'am Let me did like a tubular gnarly weekend mama um did I what did I do I watched the oh you Texas game on Saturday and watched oh you lose Ah, sounds like sports.

0:34.0

I watch sports Saturday and Sunday.

0:37.0

Okay.

0:38.0

And I also watched a lot of a show called The Great British Bake Off.

0:42.3

So that balanced out my sports consumption quite

0:45.3

handily. And I also highly recommend it. It's a really great show.

0:50.8

Interesting. I went to New York Comic Con and it was one of the first ever cons for me to just go as an attendee. It was pretty fun. I bought a Peewe Herman prayer candle. I saw that I liked it. Yeah.

1:05.3

Also bought some some old Star Trek movie programs from back in the day when they

1:09.8

actually would print out a program like you're going to see a play but like they'd hand those out at like

1:15.9

Drive-ins and stuff like before the movie so did you see any really great cost play you know I saw this guy like sitting in the lobby around this pile of

1:27.8

vaguely iron man looking pieces like as if he'd stumbled across a giant LEGO package you know and I'm like I

1:37.4

bet you he's gonna do a Hulkbuster because that's just a huge amount of Iron Man

1:41.2

looking stuff but I never saw it.

1:43.4

And then today I see trending on Facebook,

1:46.0

the nine foot tall Hulk Buster Iron Man,

1:49.1

and I'm like, oh man, I saw that guy setting up,

1:51.3

but I never saw him walking around like he was huge and quite impressive.

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