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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Monday March 20 2023

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Check out Monday, March 20th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

The wonderful morning, good morning, time, at least see, look and see what I got, one

0:22.7

of the funnier things that I wanted to talk about was the that dude that was taking

0:29.9

a crap and then the riot police came in and they like wouldn't let them wipe his ass. I couldn't

0:39.4

find the audio. I know there was audio attached to it because I watched it and I was like oh my gosh

0:44.3

they have guns and everything and they're like no you can't wipe your ass. I couldn't think of a

0:48.9

more vulnerable situation this guy. No yeah that would be yeah you're right about that. It's taking a

0:53.8

dump. Yeah. Can't wipe his ass has to put his hands up in the air. It's got all these men

1:01.1

thin there. He's on the toilet. Yeah. They've opened the door and he's just stuck. No

1:07.0

don't wipe his ass. That would be an awful awful situation to be in. You're right I can't

1:13.0

imagine a more vulnerable moment than that. No I mean that's it. Maybe your mom catching the

1:20.2

touch in yourself. That's happened and I tell you that wasn't on that bad. I mean it's not the

1:26.3

greatest but it's like there's like one thing in that bad. I couldn't imagine the feds coming in

1:31.7

while I'm taking a dump and like it won't let me wipe my ass. I think I'd rather have my mom

1:36.6

catch me going to town on myself. Yeah. They're not being able to wipe my ass. I couldn't imagine that

1:44.6

they would shot him. I feel like if he if he tried to wipe his ass they would have shot him.

1:50.2

I mean I'm so into wiping my ass like I wipe my ass when I don't even have to. You see that's

1:55.2

right. Just just during the day when he hasn't even taken a dump there. It's always got toilet paper. Yeah

1:59.8

I'll just wipe my ass just make sure to be like okay I'm good. But you know what I'm saying though

2:03.9

you take it you take a clean one it's like okay you wipe it it's like there's nothing there and

2:08.2

it's like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna do another one even though you're already wiping there was nothing

2:11.5

there. There's a South Park episode where they talk about the Japanese toilets. Okay. And how

2:17.7

great it is because you don't have to wipe your ass anymore. Yeah. And how people who don't use

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