Monday From Hell

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 246th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen featuring co-host Mike Moody. Presented by Bolen Media. Full video of today's episode plus 2 additional and exclusive ad-free episodes of RBP each month: Patreon.com/RossBolenPodcast (0:00) Introduction (9:01) Last Place Fantasy Football Punishments (24:17) Rapper Future Is Great Big Phony (39:37) Stuff To Wikipedia When You're High: The Apollo Affair (50:29) Driving With Panic Disorder (1:01:24) Professional Music Critics Reviewing Music (1:15:01) Announcements and Conclusion Leesa: Leesa.com/RBP Quip: GetQuip.com/RBP Postmates: Code "RBP" BetOnline: www.BetOnline.ag (Code: ROSS) 888-WRBOLEN  Twitter: @RossBolenPod, @WRBolen  Instagram: @TheRossBolenPodcast , @WRBolen Snapchat: @WRBolen Recorded and produced by Mike Moody and Grant Davis at Permanent RCRD Studios in Austin, TX. permanentrcrd.com

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0:00.0	Ross moment
0:30.3	God to check
0:56.1	Welcome back for episode 246 of the Ross Bullin podcast otherwise known as RB P246
1:03.1	presented by Bolin Media. I am your host Ross Bullin here today on one of the most
1:08.4	notoriously difficult Mondays of the year with producer co-host extraordinaire Mike Moody Mike.
1:14.1	How are you feeling? I'm feeling a bit overweight. Ross. A little chubby.
1:20.0	Chubby or the usual. Chubby or the usual more than a slight chub.
1:24.0	Oh wow. Maybe even a half chub. Well, I feel you there. It's a sluggish sluggish day for all of us.
1:32.1	A beautiful day here in Austin, Texas. It is really nice and I'm stuck inside but it's nice.
1:36.1	But it is the Monday from hell right after Thanksgiving where we are fat, worthless pieces of shit
1:42.5	just drifting through life like lumps of crap, shouts to Billy Madison. They call it cyber Monday,
1:48.0	Mike. It used to be black Friday and it was the hot ticket for shopping but the whites couldn't
1:54.1	have that. And as a result, the leader of the whites, Jeff Bezos, invented cyber Monday.
2:00.3	But what is it is the most difficult Monday of the year in the entire year? Is that why you're
2:04.4	dressed like the Unibomber? In my opinion. Yeah. Out of solidarity for all those who are suffering
2:08.8	with hangovers and anxiety this morning at their desks in their airports or whatever. I'm wearing
2:14.1	my hoodie. I have it over my head and I have sunglasses on even though I am not violently hungover
2:19.3	in suffering. It's a good look. It's an okay look. I just wanted to give solid it's solidarity.
2:24.0	Shouts to Jimmy Hoffa. Solidarity. Word. Yeah. It really doesn't even matter by the way. If you're at
2:29.4	work, in fact, I think being at work might actually be preferable to being stuck in an airport or a
2:34.0	car or a bus or a train or some other form of transportation. Like it doesn't even matter if you
2:40.1	have tough shit to do today. Like life doesn't have to be kicking your ass for this Monday to suck
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