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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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If Jesus came down and asked Lazlo what pills he took, Lazlo would have no clue. Mountains are left from giant giants. When Lazlo first met SlimFasts wife, he called her a whore, and the guys talk Thanksgiving movies. Does Mahomes seem more annoyed than usual? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about Arianna Grande, and debrief this weekend's sports. In Headlines, the guys talk about Sean Duffy telling us to dress better on airplanes, Marjorie Taylor Greene not running for President, recent D4vd and Ana Kepner updates, Texas men were caught planning on killing and enslaving an entire island, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.1	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.8	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.5	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.9	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.1	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	Yo!
0:48.2	How are you, my man?
0:49.9	I'm great. How are you?
0:50.9	Never been better. How was your weekend?
0:53.1	It was good.
0:54.2	Yeah? Yeah. I was trying to remember in Never been better. How was your weekend? It was good. Yeah?
0:54.7	Yeah.
0:55.6	I was trying to remember in this very moment.
0:57.3	What the hell happened? Nothing? Yeah, probably mostly nothing. Yeah. Oh, I put a Christmas decorations already. You did? Yeah. I thought about it. Yeah. Kicked it around a little bit. brought a couple up, you know, but
1:09.0	not the full thing.
1:11.0	With the back. How is the back?
1:13.3	It's horrible. Still bit. Brought a couple up, you know, but not the full thing.
1:11.9	With the back.
1:13.2	How is the back?
1:24.7	Oh, it's horrible. Still, I thought I'm Friday. We were talking about serious progress. I felt like we were trying to corner, but here we are. Now I'm getting like contractions like I'm pregnant. What? Bad. I'm telling you, man. Oh, no. No. It goes from like a bag of my back and then every like, I don't know.
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