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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 11.04.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2024

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslow has begun yo how are you man i'm not too bad how about you i'm good glad to hear

0:53.5

no problems excellent so i went to try to vote today again you, man. I'm not too bad. How about you? I'm good. Glad to hear it. No problems. Excellent.

0:55.5

So I went to try to vote today.

0:57.8

Again? Well, no. I was just going to vote once this time.

1:01.0

I thought you vote often. I thought you vote. Maybe you said you were going to vote early.

1:05.4

Cobok, you know, started scaring me. Okay. With the... I was the one vote per person? I got...

1:10.9

You know, there's a time in my life where I'm like, I lived in a bunch of different states.

1:13.9

Super easy to get these absentee ballots.

1:17.3

Yeah.

1:17.7

Go ahead and tip all those states.

1:19.2

So I, you know...

1:21.4

I don't know if Kobach still listens, but I may have done that.

1:24.8

Maybe.

1:25.1

But after he was like, I'll find you. I'm like, I know the dude's been in here.

1:28.3

I know he's listening.

1:29.3

Yeah.

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