Monday 11/04/19
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2019
⏱️ 158 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Podcasting now. Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison Show. |
| 0:08.0 | Back back to the Billy Madison show. |
| 0:13.0 | Yes. |
| 0:14.0 | You know it's badass, Derek? |
| 0:16.0 | I know something badass? |
| 0:18.0 | What is that? |
| 0:19.0 | My pee wakes me up. |
| 0:21.0 | Okay. |
| 0:22.0 | So every morning, when I have to go peepy I'll look at the alarm clock and I'm like it's like |
| 0:26.4 | two minutes before it actually goes off. So great. My bladder wakes me up. I always hate that. I don't have to pee throughout the night so I'm very grateful to that. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we get... |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah, you get in a large prostate or something, it's pushing on it. And then usually you have a doctor |
| 0:44.4 | and they can, you know, poke you in the butter. |
| 0:47.0 | And then they can test out your prostate. |
| 0:48.9 | Have you ever had that done? |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, yeah, I have, of course. |
| 0:51.5 | Yes. |
| 0:52.2 | I found a doctor. She's got the smallest little hands and it's perfect. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah. He doesn't need a big finger to tell me if my prostate's big or not. You know what I mean? I never understood that. |
| 1:01.0 | Right. Go find the doctor with the smallest hands. |
| 1:04.0 | No, yeah. |
| 1:05.0 | No, my doctor's got big hands. |
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